waiting for a train, a memoir

hate-d: powerful image

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:50:13 -0400

hate-d:

powerful image

smogoncc: Leaked Metapod formes from Pokémon X and Y!

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:50:01 -0400

smogoncc:

Leaked Metapod formes from Pokémon X and Y!

aliveandfullofjoy: twopotatosoups: What. The Fuck. Is this. This has confused me for so long. In...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:46:55 -0400

aliveandfullofjoy:

twopotatosoups:

What. The Fuck. Is this.

This has confused me for so long. In the Company Revival recording, they literally took Raul’s right leg durring Being Alive and mirrored it to be his left. And not even that well.

What could have possibly gone wrong with his left leg? Was it a filming malfunction? Was he actually handicapped the entire show, and they just managed to cover it up? Is he missing a limb? Does he have leprosy? The public has a right to know.

Wait what

dracarysnoir: Me: I’m so excited to finally play Portal 2! gets stuck on first puzzle Me: I’m...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:02:58 -0400

dracarysnoir:

Me: I’m so excited to finally play Portal 2!

*gets stuck on first puzzle*

Me: I’m so excited to finally play literally anything else!

siggymcpissyface:

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:01:50 -0400

siggymcpissyface:

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:58:30 -0400

fishingboatproceeds: #sass

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:52:52 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

acquaintedwithrask: arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:39 -0400

acquaintedwithrask:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

I’M CRYING

imtheotterlope: vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:01 -0400

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

toni-tan: It’s good to see that you dont have to stop posting...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:41:56 -0400

toni-tan:

It’s good to see that you dont have to stop posting stuff like this when you get famous

skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:41:52 -0400

skankplissken:

my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’

Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:40:42 -0400

Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.

stfuprolifers: kor71: If you think abortions ok, remember what...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:40:33 -0400

stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:37:11 -0400

mormoncenteredthought: “I Knew I’d Found the Right One” My...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:36:48 -0400

mormoncenteredthought:

“I Knew I’d Found the Right One”

My sweet Frances had a terrible fall a few years ago. She went to the hospital. She lay in a coma for about 18 days. I sat by her side. She never moved a muscle. The children cried, the grandchildren cried, and I wept. Not a movement.

And then one day, she opened her eyes. I set a speed record in getting to her side. I gave her a kiss and a hug, and I said, ‘You’re back. I love you.’ And she said, ‘I love you, too, Tom, but we’re in serious trouble.’ I thought, What do you know about trouble, Frances? She said, ‘I forgot to mail in our fourth-quarter income tax payment.’

I said to her, ‘Frances, if you had said that before you extended a kiss to me and told me you love me, I might have left you here.’

Princes wait there in the world, it's true. Princes, yes, but wolves and humans too.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:36:01 -0400

diaryofamusicaholic:

- Stay With Me (from Into The Woods)

sexypotassium: the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and yo stanky weave

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:35:38 -0400

sexypotassium:

the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and yo stanky weave

lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:36 -0400

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:32:45 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

"I think pornography and romantic Hollywood movies offer equally unrealistic portrayals of what love..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:32:03 -0400

“I think pornography and romantic Hollywood movies offer equally unrealistic portrayals of what love and sex really [are].”

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt, talking about his film Don Jon (x)

waiting for a train, a memoir

hate-d: powerful image

smogoncc: Leaked Metapod formes from Pokémon X and Y!

aliveandfullofjoy: twopotatosoups: What. The Fuck. Is this. This has confused me for so long. In...

dracarysnoir: Me: I’m so excited to finally play Portal 2! *gets stuck on first puzzle* Me: I’m...

siggymcpissyface:

Photo

fishingboatproceeds: #sass

acquaintedwithrask: arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do...

imtheotterlope: vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails...

toni-tan: It’s good to see that you dont have to stop posting...

skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and...

Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.

stfuprolifers: kor71: If you think abortions ok, remember what...

Photo

mormoncenteredthought: “I Knew I’d Found the Right One” My...

Princes wait there in the world, it's true. Princes, yes, but wolves and humans too.

sexypotassium: the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and yo stanky weave

lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a...

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

"I think pornography and romantic Hollywood movies offer equally unrealistic portrayals of what love..."

dracarysnoir: Me: I’m so excited to finally play Portal 2! gets stuck on first puzzle Me: I’m...